random chick in my house: do you remember me?

Me: No?

RC: Whaaat? You don’t?

Me: …um it’s been a long time…

RC: That’s true. I’m blah blah blah

Me(inner thoughts): I still have no idea who you are but I’m just gonna stand here and smile until you walk away so I can run back and hide inside my room and not come out until you leave.