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selina: why do i chew on everything?
cherry: because you have no dick to suck
WHO NEEDS A BOYFRIEND WHEN YOU HAVE SPONGEBOB!
—Selina
I’m gonna light my freaking house on fire. I CAN /FEEEEEL/ IT!
—Selina
I HOPE YOUR TV SHORTS OUT
—Selina to her Step-dad
YEAH you actually are eating most of the food groups pfpoegrpogrpo
I’m just like missing fruit or something.